1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4, whats the first word?
meticulous

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can;
right? that was hard

3.What is the last thing you watched on tv?
I was playing golf on the xbox for money lol

4.Without looking, guess what time it is;
5:53

5. Now look at the clock. what is the actual time?
5:57

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
'Keep laughing to the end of my world, I know i'm feelin so small, don't shame
it at all, with pleasure I tell you my friend'

7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
getting some soup from the garage lol

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
all I can think about is coffee so i wasn't looking

9. What are you wearing?
lol are you a pervert? my paint covered boxers lol

10. Did you dream last night?
yeah summat to do with a cliff, a paraglider and a sofa? lol

11. When did you last laugh?
well this surveys pretty funny.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
oh wait oh oh wallpaper thats it

13. Seen anything weird lately?
well mirrors do strange things to ppl

14. What do you think of this quiz?
what difference does it make you aint gonna change it and even if you do i aint gonna do it again.

15. What is the last film you saw?
hmmmmm..... sweet sixteen

16. If you became a multi-millionare overnight, what would you buy?
a dodge viper and a krew of prostitutes oh yeah and a freddo for my gf

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know;
who are you? wtf is this? u probably didn't know i'm english so fuck off

18. If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
build a space lift.

19. Do you like to dance?
in my pants?

20. George Bush;
who cares, i'm gonna murder mr. shell

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you call her?
Rachel

22. Imagine you first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Eli ( as in ee- lie)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
jeez i wanna move to chinese mountains.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
third door on the left, youv'e got the big cell

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal;

ha i aint a complete prick